Monday, August 18, 2014

Ice Rose


One day I decided to go outside in the rain and for some reason on the ground was a rose shape rain drop. It look like it was frozen. So I stood on upside down and put it on my head and flipped back over. To my surprise it all the rain was attracted to my head. All of my family stayed dry. They said thank you I was getting wet a lot. A horse and a giraffe came over and started drinking my frozen rose water head. The giraffe said hey horse do take all the water just because I'm slow!!! Horse said I'm not!!! My tongue is stuck on the ice.  Savy said ahhhhhhh. Would help get these animals off my frozen rose head. No wait you guys are nice. Maybe you can get this off my head by blowing warm air to melt your tongue off my frozen rose head. ...Oh you have nice breath!!

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Lovely Zebra!

Once upon a time I was driving with my whole family in one little car. We even had people in the trunk. As we were driving through the city a big zebra head came through the window in my face. I said hello Zebra. Everyone else in the car SCREAMED.!

The zebra said hello my names is Cookoo Girl! My uncle Weirdo and my uncle Kurt decided to try to pet the zebra.

Cookoo girl fell in love with Uncle Kurt and said your hands are soo soft! Everyone in the trunk said ewwwwww!!! Cookoo Girl lean over and married Uncle Kurt with a big fat juicy kiss.

Everyone in the car said that is gross!