My family

This is my family. Yes I know they are monkeys, but this is just how they were born. I am the on the right and thats my dad next to me giving me a wet craig.

Old man George and the tire

This is the story of old man George! He went to the store to buy and new bike tire. He accidently went to a monster truck tire store. In his confusion, he turn and bumped into a tire getting stuck. Not knowing what to do, he left on his bike. Later, he realized that he forgot to pay for his tire. On his way back, he got into a bicycle accident but luckily his monster truck tire saved him. Now old man George never takes off his tire even in the bathtub because you never know.

He also likes airplanes, jets, and helicopters, but thats for another day.

Tree

The cars of Oliverville kept running into savy house. You see they wanted all of her goods. So mayor Oliver deciding to protect his sister said freeze! Leave my sister alone! They did not listen. Partly because savy keep asking for them to come over for a party. Oliver , wanting to keep savy out of trouble so he planted a seed under her house.  He said because you didn't stop running into her, I will keep her out of reach like a cookie jar. Oliver protected his sister with magic seeds. The seeds began to grow and grow lifting her out of trouble. Savvy got so board up in the tree she started making more good s, lots of goods! The people smelling her goods started climbing her tree. Major Oliver didn't want any one to get hurt so he built a rope and stair for people to get up.

Now

Ice Rose

One day I decided to go outside in the rain and for some reason on the ground was a rose shape rain drop. It look like it was frozen. So I stood on upside down and put it on my head and flipped back over. To my surprise it all the rain was attracted to my head. All of my family stayed dry. They said thank you I was getting wet a lot. A horse and a giraffe came over and started drinking my frozen rose water head. The giraffe said hey horse do take all the water just because I'm slow!!! Horse said I'm not!!! My tongue is stuck on the ice.  Savy said ahhhhhhh. Would help get these animals off my frozen rose head. No wait you guys are nice. Maybe you can get this off my head by blowing warm air to melt your tongue off my frozen rose head. ...Oh you have nice breath!!

Lovely Zebra!

Once upon a time I was driving with my whole family in one little car. We even had people in the trunk. As we were driving through the city a big zebra head came through the window in my face. I said hello Zebra. Everyone else in the car SCREAMED.!

The zebra said hello my names is Cookoo Girl! My uncle Weirdo and my uncle Kurt decided to try to pet the zebra.

Cookoo girl fell in love with Uncle Kurt and said your hands are soo soft! Everyone in the trunk said ewwwwww!!! Cookoo Girl lean over and married Uncle Kurt with a big fat juicy kiss.

Everyone in the car said that is gross!